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You've probably seen it, but it's still funny
http://www.ceardach.com/random/video/alien.htm
You've probably seen it, but it's still funny
http://www.ceardach.com/random/video/alien.htm
eccentric4
2004.04.03, 0204
Haha, that was suprisingly hilarious...I totally did not expect that! :lol:
eccentric4
2004.04.03, 0204
Haha, that was suprisingly hilarious...I totally did not expect that! :lol:
http://www.ronald-dupont.com/ugachaka.zip
it's a zip file, but so totally worth it!
they were produced within a month of each other, i believe
http://www.ronald-dupont.com/ugachaka.zip
it's a zip file, but so totally worth it!
they were produced within a month of each other, i believe
i'm hereby renaming this thread the POST ANCIENT CRAP HERE thread - please keep all links to relics in this thread - concordently, all relics posted here shall be excempt from scorn.
http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/
http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/ob/wwtbambase.jpg
as a preventative measure:
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
I don't know if everyone has seen this stinkoman feature at homestarrunner.net "it's dot com"
http://homestarrunner.com/underconstruction.html
^that was the index for april fools
indeed - I didn't know if everyone had seen it... thus in the old stuff thread
1998 says: car flamethrower!
(with movie)
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/
So that's where they got the idea for the flame throwers on the motorcyle in the new Bond game...
Old school.
Fly Guy (http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/)
totally old school. and awesome.
eccentric4
2004.04.23, 0734
Most definately still cool, so says Professor Tor Coolguy
totally old school. and awesome.
Sometimes I just start up Fly Guy... move him to the dancing robot... and leave him there. Cuz that music is actually pretty freaking catchy.
the arrest-yourself form.
http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm
I'm extremely confused...
I don't know if everyone saw this last April Fools... but still worth posting:
ThinkGeek.com (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/2004.shtml?cpg=EDM9T)
Anything is possible:
At Zombo Com (http://www.zombo.com)
http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/
this is new to me, but since i'm really just an anachronism myself: www.jibjab.com
That's all over the news everywhere... that new flash is pretty damn good
Best Resignation Letter Ever Written
Following is a supposed letter of resignation from an employee at a computer company, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards! It’s Funny, but a bit harsh
Dear Mr. Smith,
As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time.
You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.
You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation, however I have a few parting thoughts.
1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.
3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your Mother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)
Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!
Wishing you a grand and glorious day,
Cecelia
ouch. sounds like the sick retard deserved it
pwn3d... man... a network admin that's also a decent writer... amazing.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html
oh, THAT's why she was watching that
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