Best Lyrics Evar

[MVTek]

she's not eatin' bacon, not
eatin' sausage,
and she won't eat eggs,
not eatin' chicken
not eatin' turkey, she
won't have a steak,
but i just can't help feelin'
sorry
for this poor little lettuce head
you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i
know this broccoli's dead

vegetarian? i'm not a vegetarian,
vegetarian...she's a

poor little cow, little sheep,
little fish
how can I sleep? when carrots
are bleedin'
plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry,
you say "it's not so bad, they're only
vegetables", that's what you said
maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry
and they're better off dead.

save a plant, eat a cow,
i want beef, i want it now!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
maybe i should eat it raw let the
blood run down my jaw
i'd eat people if it was legal,
i'd eat people if it was legal!

~ "Say 'Ten'" - Reel Big Fish

[MVTek]

she's not eatin' bacon, not
eatin' sausage,
and she won't eat eggs,
not eatin' chicken
not eatin' turkey, she
won't have a steak,
but i just can't help feelin'
sorry
for this poor little lettuce head
you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i
know this broccoli's dead

vegetarian? i'm not a vegetarian,
vegetarian...she's a

poor little cow, little sheep,
little fish
how can I sleep? when carrots
are bleedin'
plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry,
you say "it's not so bad, they're only
vegetables", that's what you said
maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry
and they're better off dead.

save a plant, eat a cow,
i want beef, i want it now!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
maybe i should eat it raw let the
blood run down my jaw
i'd eat people if it was legal,
i'd eat people if it was legal!

~ "Say 'Ten'" - Reel Big Fish

[ControlledBurn]

I dunno, while that is certainly a great set of lyrics, other songs by RBF such as "Beer", and "She Has a Girlfriend Now", are certainly on par, if not better.

[ControlledBurn]

I dunno, while that is certainly a great set of lyrics, other songs by RBF such as "Beer", and "She Has a Girlfriend Now", are certainly on par, if not better.

[MVTek]

Good call...

Though any song that makes fun of vegetarians and talks about eating people is pretty freaking sweet.

[MVTek]

Good call...

Though any song that makes fun of vegetarians and talks about eating people is pretty freaking sweet.

[ControlledBurn]

This is a fact

[ControlledBurn]

This is a fact

[l3lizz4rd]

::sigh::

Reminds me of summer '96... and trying to get off the bus at my friends house without a note from my mother...

[l3lizz4rd]

::sigh::

Reminds me of summer '96... and trying to get off the bus at my friends house without a note from my mother...

[ControlledBurn]

Reminds me of getting my drivers license and causing trouble around town.

[ControlledBurn]

Reminds me of getting my drivers license and causing trouble around town.

[Triggar]

Reminds me of driving around and stealing about 10 parking cones and a wooden barrier and then blocking in a car that was parked in the street with all but one cone - the remaining cone was used to throw at a bunch of teenagers having a party in someone's backyard. Gold.

[Triggar]

Reminds me of driving around and stealing about 10 parking cones and a wooden barrier and then blocking in a car that was parked in the street with all but one cone - the remaining cone was used to throw at a bunch of teenagers having a party in someone's backyard. Gold.

[ControlledBurn]

And how is using crappy parking cones going to block in a car exactly?

[ControlledBurn]

And how is using crappy parking cones going to block in a car exactly?

[Triggar]

Not really blocking it in the sense that it couldn't get out, just placing about three on each side of the car, enough to confuse the hell out of the owner. Also, the two wooden barriers on the front end and the tail end would have been a two-man operation to remove. It was one of those tripod deals, the one A-shaped piece with the beam coming off the tip of the A.

[Triggar]

Not really blocking it in the sense that it couldn't get out, just placing about three on each side of the car, enough to confuse the hell out of the owner. Also, the two wooden barriers on the front end and the tail end would have been a two-man operation to remove. It was one of those tripod deals, the one A-shaped piece with the beam coming off the tip of the A.

[ControlledBurn]

You only specified one wooden barrier, which is why it seemed like no big deal.

[ControlledBurn]

You only specified one wooden barrier, which is why it seemed like no big deal.

[eccentric4]

eccentric 4 concurs. Good song, but "She Has a Girlfriend Now" is definately better...easily.

I'll Never Be, Everything Sucks, and Snoop Dogg Baby are up there too

[eccentric4]

eccentric 4 concurs. Good song, but "She Has a Girlfriend Now" is definately better...easily.

I'll Never Be, Everything Sucks, and Snoop Dogg Baby are up there too

[MVTek]

I actually have developed an affinity to "Good Thing" and "Where Have You Been?" actually.

[MVTek]

I actually have developed an affinity to "Good Thing" and "Where Have You Been?" actually.