fruit rollups

[myrtar]

on the box, i saw that they say "made with real fruit!"

i thought to myself, 'hah, what a joke. i need to make fun of that.'

so i sit down, and start eating it, and poise to post about it.
in my 'make a post' flow for cynical threads, item two is 'back up with facts,' so naturally i picked up the wrapper, in order to list ingredients and bolster my argument.

i'm vastly dissapointed.

Pears from concentrate, corn syrup, dried corn syrup, sugar, partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil, citric acid, sodium citrate, acetylated mono and diglycerides, mectin, malic acid, vitamin c (ascorbic acid), natural flavor, color (red 40, yellow 5, blue 1).

[myrtar]

on the box, i saw that they say "made with real fruit!"

i thought to myself, 'hah, what a joke. i need to make fun of that.'

so i sit down, and start eating it, and poise to post about it.
in my 'make a post' flow for cynical threads, item two is 'back up with facts,' so naturally i picked up the wrapper, in order to list ingredients and bolster my argument.

i'm vastly dissapointed.

Pears from concentrate, corn syrup, dried corn syrup, sugar, partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil, citric acid, sodium citrate, acetylated mono and diglycerides, mectin, malic acid, vitamin c (ascorbic acid), natural flavor, color (red 40, yellow 5, blue 1).

[TIMMA!!]

hey, it could be worse.......it could be.........yeah, i'm dissapointed too :|

[TIMMA!!]

hey, it could be worse.......it could be.........yeah, i'm dissapointed too :|

[Triggar]

Okay we need to STOP THE NEGATIVITY IN THIS THREAD.

There can be NO MORE BLASPHEMY on the subject of Fruit Roll-Ups - they are the end all, be all confectionary delight.

[Triggar]

Okay we need to STOP THE NEGATIVITY IN THIS THREAD.

There can be NO MORE BLASPHEMY on the subject of Fruit Roll-Ups - they are the end all, be all confectionary delight.

[myrtar]

no, they aren't.

chocolate (http://www.hotelchocolat.com/cx1/product.asp?previous=category.asp&previous2=Default.asp&src=&brand=0&c=&sessionID=&user=&pf_id=812&customer_id=XVVXUFDOFYL57T8GJS3GJK6LJ05FK1HQ). you cannot argue.

http://www.hotelchocolat.com/cx1/images/products/812xl.jpg

[myrtar]

no, they aren't.

chocolate (http://www.hotelchocolat.com/cx1/product.asp?previous=category.asp&previous2=Default.asp&src=&brand=0&c=&sessionID=&user=&pf_id=812&customer_id=XVVXUFDOFYL57T8GJS3GJK6LJ05FK1HQ). you cannot argue.

http://www.hotelchocolat.com/cx1/images/products/812xl.jpg

[Triggar]

Chocolate isn't a "confectionary delight".

Chocolate is the nectar of God.

[Triggar]

Chocolate isn't a "confectionary delight".

Chocolate is the nectar of God.

[ControlledBurn]

The best marketing ploy I've seen are the fat-free candies. And by candy, I mean hard candy stuff. How can something made of pure sugar not be fat-free? And just because it's fat-free doesn't mean it won't make you fat.


Fucking fatties everywhere.

[ControlledBurn]

The best marketing ploy I've seen are the fat-free candies. And by candy, I mean hard candy stuff. How can something made of pure sugar not be fat-free? And just because it's fat-free doesn't mean it won't make you fat.


Fucking fatties everywhere.

[myrtar]

werthers is slowly degrading the moral fabric of society.

i mean... fatties. yeah.

[myrtar]

werthers is slowly degrading the moral fabric of society.

i mean... fatties. yeah.

[Triggar]

www.amplestuff.com

I ordered catalogs for both of my old bitch suitemates. Sent them to their home addresses, courtesy of Landings Pilot Search.

[Triggar]

www.amplestuff.com

I ordered catalogs for both of my old bitch suitemates. Sent them to their home addresses, courtesy of Landings Pilot Search.

[ControlledBurn]

Gold

[ControlledBurn]

Gold

[eccentric4]

Personally, I feel the liquid sugar kind is the best... Mountain Dew, Code Red, and Live Wire top my charts of favorite forms of sugar. As for confectionary delights, though the Fruit Roll Up is good, it can't hold a candle to chocolate in all it's splendor... or pudding... or things flavored chocolate... or that which is dipped in chocolate and eaten. And Jelly Beans...

[eccentric4]

Personally, I feel the liquid sugar kind is the best... Mountain Dew, Code Red, and Live Wire top my charts of favorite forms of sugar. As for confectionary delights, though the Fruit Roll Up is good, it can't hold a candle to chocolate in all it's splendor... or pudding... or things flavored chocolate... or that which is dipped in chocolate and eaten. And Jelly Beans...

[ControlledBurn]

Maple products > all

[ControlledBurn]

Maple products > all

[MVTek]

I prefer a good beer myself.

[MVTek]

I prefer a good beer myself.

[myrtar]

is there such a thing as maple beer?

[myrtar]

is there such a thing as maple beer?

[MVTek]

I'm sure someone has to have attempted it.

[MVTek]

I'm sure someone has to have attempted it.

[Triggar]

Stupid Canadians.

[Triggar]

Stupid Canadians.