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Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a State Trooper.
The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.
"You're in Texas Boy" the trooper answers.
"When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car.."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives the guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.
"Just making your wish come true," replies the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.
"Because I know that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!'"
Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a State Trooper.
The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.
"You're in Texas Boy" the trooper answers.
"When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car.."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives the guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.
"Just making your wish come true," replies the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.
"Because I know that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!'"
I haaaaaate Texas, and it's all because of Rachel Hernandez.
Freshman year, we made her throw up when we wet the carpet under her dorm room door with fart spray. Priceless.
I haaaaaate Texas, and it's all because of Rachel Hernandez.
Freshman year, we made her throw up when we wet the carpet under her dorm room door with fart spray. Priceless.
I hate texas just cuz...along with New York, California, New Jersey...I hate them the most, Indiana, South Carolina, and about 20 other ones....oh yeah......Mexico too.....
Canada's cool too i guess
I hate texas just cuz...along with New York, California, New Jersey...I hate them the most, Indiana, South Carolina, and about 20 other ones....oh yeah......Mexico too.....
Canada's cool too i guess
I hate texas just cuz...along with New York, California, New Jersey...I hate them the most, Indiana, South Carolina, and about 20 other ones....oh yeah......Mexico too.....
Canada's cool too i guess
MASSIVE tool.
I hate texas just cuz...along with New York, California, New Jersey...I hate them the most, Indiana, South Carolina, and about 20 other ones....oh yeah......Mexico too.....
Canada's cool too i guess
MASSIVE tool.
ControlledBurn
2004.04.02, 0444
Alaska can come too
ControlledBurn
2004.04.02, 0444
Alaska can come too
MASSIVE tool.
I think you've had some aversion therapy to Canada, and now we need to heal the wounds, and separate the evils of Canada with the evils of the Ugly One. And her ugly, fish-faced "boy" friend who probably watches gay porn. Or is at least curious.
MASSIVE tool.
I think you've had some aversion therapy to Canada, and now we need to heal the wounds, and separate the evils of Canada with the evils of the Ugly One. And her ugly, fish-faced "boy" friend who probably watches gay porn. Or is at least curious.
I hate texas just cuz...along with New York, California, New Jersey...I hate them the most, Indiana, South Carolina, and about 20 other ones....
http://www.sjdjweis.com/megan/20020321/i-heart-ny.jpg
I hate texas just cuz...along with New York, California, New Jersey...I hate them the most, Indiana, South Carolina, and about 20 other ones....
http://www.sjdjweis.com/megan/20020321/i-heart-ny.jpg
ControlledBurn
2004.04.02, 0512
Holy dogshit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
ControlledBurn
2004.04.02, 0512
Holy dogshit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
eccentric4
2004.04.02, 1524
RULE 1: NOOOO POOFTAHS!
eccentric4
2004.04.02, 1524
RULE 1: NOOOO POOFTAHS!
ControlledBurn
2004.04.02, 1526
Bullshit I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
ControlledBurn
2004.04.02, 1526
Bullshit I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
MASSIVE tool.
I think you've had some aversion therapy to Canada, and now we need to heal the wounds, and separate the evils of Canada with the evils of the Ugly One. And her ugly, fish-faced "boy" friend who probably watches gay porn. Or is at least curious.
I was more commenting on the fact that he hates New York... I think that qualifies ANYONE as a massive tool.
Interesting note... Elena and I did some researching last night... apparently I met 6 of 8 signs of brainwashing by a female. Don't trust Canadians... they try to brainwash you!
MASSIVE tool.
I think you've had some aversion therapy to Canada, and now we need to heal the wounds, and separate the evils of Canada with the evils of the Ugly One. And her ugly, fish-faced "boy" friend who probably watches gay porn. Or is at least curious.
I was more commenting on the fact that he hates New York... I think that qualifies ANYONE as a massive tool.
Interesting note... Elena and I did some researching last night... apparently I met 6 of 8 signs of brainwashing by a female. Don't trust Canadians... they try to brainwash you!
hating New York does not make me a tool, they just suck, anything that is connected to new jersey cant help sucking, and because new york sucked to start off with, being stuck to new jersey.....well you get the picture.
hating New York does not make me a tool, they just suck, anything that is connected to new jersey cant help sucking, and because new york sucked to start off with, being stuck to new jersey.....well you get the picture.
btw, if your from new york, you suck too
btw, if your from new york, you suck too
No one gets what you're talking about - that's why you're tool.
No one gets what you're talking about - that's why you're tool.
btw, if your from new york, you suck too
Another yankee hater... I bet your a Red Sox or Braves fan... tool.
btw, if your from new york, you suck too
Another yankee hater... I bet your a Red Sox or Braves fan... tool.
ControlledBurn
2004.04.02, 1921
Yankees Suck
ControlledBurn
2004.04.02, 1921
Yankees Suck
btw, if your from new york, you suck too
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/pebkac.jpg
btw, if your from new york, you suck too
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/pebkac.jpg
btw, if your from new york, you suck too
no, you double-posted to spit that one out
btw, if your from new york, you suck too
no, you double-posted to spit that one out
ControlledBurn
2004.04.02, 1924
That t-shirt is pretty win, one of my coworkers bought it not too long ago.
And PEBKAC has been my favorite IT acronym when dealing with customers.
ControlledBurn
2004.04.02, 1924
That t-shirt is pretty win, one of my coworkers bought it not too long ago.
And PEBKAC has been my favorite IT acronym when dealing with customers.
I used to use it all the time when I worked tech support for a CLT-based ISP
I used to use it all the time when I worked tech support for a CLT-based ISP
Fuck the braves and the Red Sox........LOL.........my whole family is from up north....they even say Eh.....its just that i have lived in florida and dated to many hicks, and I'm sorry to say that, and thats why i dont like up north, but in reality, i would like to live up there to get away from racist rednecks....i hate them more than you probably do becuase i have lived and fucked them for 21 years....i'm not proud, but the choice is limited. i am just venting my hate for florida on all the other states like new york and mass. they are both cool, especially mass because, well, the chicks there are hotter than the ones in florida, which isnt saying much, but trust me, I'm a Yankee in a Southerners body....I cant help that and I hope i am not judged as so...BTW I'm drunk
Fuck the braves and the Red Sox........LOL.........my whole family is from up north....they even say Eh.....its just that i have lived in florida and dated to many hicks, and I'm sorry to say that, and thats why i dont like up north, but in reality, i would like to live up there to get away from racist rednecks....i hate them more than you probably do becuase i have lived and fucked them for 21 years....i'm not proud, but the choice is limited. i am just venting my hate for florida on all the other states like new york and mass. they are both cool, especially mass because, well, the chicks there are hotter than the ones in florida, which isnt saying much, but trust me, I'm a Yankee in a Southerners body....I cant help that and I hope i am not judged as so...BTW I'm drunk
LOL
Go shoot yourself or something.
LOL
Go shoot yourself or something.
Ah stop. I'm sure he was using "LOL" in a sarcastic, ironic way ... right Timma?
Ah stop. I'm sure he was using "LOL" in a sarcastic, ironic way ... right Timma?
sure...i just dont care for baseball
sure...i just dont care for baseball
lul should never be used in civilized intarweb conversation.
lul should never be used in civilized intarweb conversation.
well soooorrrrryyyyyyyyyy
Hahaha, good use of sass there, Timma
well soooorrrrryyyyyyyyyy
Just don't let it happen again... I'll send a rabid badger after you. :shock:
And the obligatory response:
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
ControlledBurn
2004.04.05, 0512
Badgers? We don't need no steeenking badgers.
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