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ControlledBurn
2004.04.01, 1935
There's some creepy little gnat looking bug that is unable to fly for some for some reason. It keeps crawling it's little ass across the desk I'm working at. So I flick it, and it's propelled across the desk and into the wall. It sits there stunned for a few minutes, then gets up and walks it's ass back over to me, where I immediately flick it again. I wonder what's going through this little bugs mind that makes it want to get near me so much, despite the hand of god coming doing out the clouds, and knocking it 3 feet back and unconscious.


Or maybe I'm just an ass.

ControlledBurn
2004.04.01, 1935
There's some creepy little gnat looking bug that is unable to fly for some for some reason. It keeps crawling it's little ass across the desk I'm working at. So I flick it, and it's propelled across the desk and into the wall. It sits there stunned for a few minutes, then gets up and walks it's ass back over to me, where I immediately flick it again. I wonder what's going through this little bugs mind that makes it want to get near me so much, despite the hand of god coming doing out the clouds, and knocking it 3 feet back and unconscious.


Or maybe I'm just an ass.

myrtar
2004.04.01, 1936
magnifying glass.

myrtar
2004.04.01, 1936
magnifying glass.

Triggar
2004.04.01, 1938
I bet it flew out of someone's flight bag.

Ever seen the bugs at the flight line? I saw a two-headed bug there once. A head on each end - and there weren't two bugs having sex, it was one bug - I know because I then saw two more.

Triggar
2004.04.01, 1938
I bet it flew out of someone's flight bag.

Ever seen the bugs at the flight line? I saw a two-headed bug there once. A head on each end - and there weren't two bugs having sex, it was one bug - I know because I then saw two more.

ControlledBurn
2004.04.01, 1941
*flick*

ControlledBurn
2004.04.01, 1941
*flick*

myrtar
2004.04.01, 1944
did you see two more, or four more? what if a head is the definitive feature of a bug, and the thorax is just a detail?

when you're counting bugs, do you count the antennae, then divide by two?

myrtar
2004.04.01, 1944
did you see two more, or four more? what if a head is the definitive feature of a bug, and the thorax is just a detail?

when you're counting bugs, do you count the antennae, then divide by two?

MVTek
2004.04.01, 2002
gnat... reminds me of something...

oh right... martyr's bad coding style! naming variables after things that he just squished to his center CRT.

MVTek
2004.04.01, 2002
gnat... reminds me of something...

oh right... martyr's bad coding style! naming variables after things that he just squished to his center CRT.

ControlledBurn
2004.04.01, 2009
Sounds like a pretty cool way to name stuff if you ask me.

ControlledBurn
2004.04.01, 2009
Sounds like a pretty cool way to name stuff if you ask me.

MVTek
2004.04.01, 2021
Not when you're then asked to help debug his code... no pun intended.

MVTek
2004.04.01, 2021
Not when you're then asked to help debug his code... no pun intended.

Triggar
2004.04.01, 2130
Ha ha, pretty clever if you ask me.

Triggar
2004.04.01, 2130
Ha ha, pretty clever if you ask me.

MVTek
2004.04.01, 2245
I know - ain't it grand?

MVTek
2004.04.01, 2245
I know - ain't it grand?