View Full Version : Torture + Bugs
ControlledBurn
2004.04.01, 1935
There's some creepy little gnat looking bug that is unable to fly for some for some reason. It keeps crawling it's little ass across the desk I'm working at. So I flick it, and it's propelled across the desk and into the wall. It sits there stunned for a few minutes, then gets up and walks it's ass back over to me, where I immediately flick it again. I wonder what's going through this little bugs mind that makes it want to get near me so much, despite the hand of god coming doing out the clouds, and knocking it 3 feet back and unconscious.
Or maybe I'm just an ass.
ControlledBurn
2004.04.01, 1935
There's some creepy little gnat looking bug that is unable to fly for some for some reason. It keeps crawling it's little ass across the desk I'm working at. So I flick it, and it's propelled across the desk and into the wall. It sits there stunned for a few minutes, then gets up and walks it's ass back over to me, where I immediately flick it again. I wonder what's going through this little bugs mind that makes it want to get near me so much, despite the hand of god coming doing out the clouds, and knocking it 3 feet back and unconscious.
Or maybe I'm just an ass.
I bet it flew out of someone's flight bag.
Ever seen the bugs at the flight line? I saw a two-headed bug there once. A head on each end - and there weren't two bugs having sex, it was one bug - I know because I then saw two more.
I bet it flew out of someone's flight bag.
Ever seen the bugs at the flight line? I saw a two-headed bug there once. A head on each end - and there weren't two bugs having sex, it was one bug - I know because I then saw two more.
ControlledBurn
2004.04.01, 1941
*flick*
ControlledBurn
2004.04.01, 1941
*flick*
did you see two more, or four more? what if a head is the definitive feature of a bug, and the thorax is just a detail?
when you're counting bugs, do you count the antennae, then divide by two?
did you see two more, or four more? what if a head is the definitive feature of a bug, and the thorax is just a detail?
when you're counting bugs, do you count the antennae, then divide by two?
gnat... reminds me of something...
oh right... martyr's bad coding style! naming variables after things that he just squished to his center CRT.
gnat... reminds me of something...
oh right... martyr's bad coding style! naming variables after things that he just squished to his center CRT.
ControlledBurn
2004.04.01, 2009
Sounds like a pretty cool way to name stuff if you ask me.
ControlledBurn
2004.04.01, 2009
Sounds like a pretty cool way to name stuff if you ask me.
Not when you're then asked to help debug his code... no pun intended.
Not when you're then asked to help debug his code... no pun intended.
Ha ha, pretty clever if you ask me.
Ha ha, pretty clever if you ask me.
vBulletin v3.6.0, Copyright ©2000-2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.