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eccentric4
2004.03.31, 0132
Hello and welcome to my topic. This is in response to the fact, brought up earlier, that Martyr and Mvtek seem to have created nearly all the threads in Everything. Well, this puts a nice stop to that.
Directions for this topic:
1) NO POOFTAHS!!!
2) No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way whatsoever - if there's anybody watching
3) NO POOFTAHS!!!
4) I don't wanna catch anyone not drinking
5) NO POOFTAHS!!!
6) There is NOOOO Rule Six
7) NO POOFTAHS!!!
That concludes the reading of the rules, Bruce.
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
Ah, what the hell...I dedicate this topic to all things Monty Python!
eccentric4
2004.03.31, 0132
Hello and welcome to my topic. This is in response to the fact, brought up earlier, that Martyr and Mvtek seem to have created nearly all the threads in Everything. Well, this puts a nice stop to that.
Directions for this topic:
1) NO POOFTAHS!!!
2) No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way whatsoever - if there's anybody watching
3) NO POOFTAHS!!!
4) I don't wanna catch anyone not drinking
5) NO POOFTAHS!!!
6) There is NOOOO Rule Six
7) NO POOFTAHS!!!
That concludes the reading of the rules, Bruce.
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
Ah, what the hell...I dedicate this topic to all things Monty Python!
eccentric4
2004.03.31, 0505
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It's a bad graphics ghost
*edit It doesn't seem to like the spaces I put in there to make the ghost...It looks fine in the edit post... *shrug*
eccentric4
2004.03.31, 0505
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It's a bad graphics ghost
*edit It doesn't seem to like the spaces I put in there to make the ghost...It looks fine in the edit post... *shrug*
quick, the cheat! kick that chinese food at him!
quick, the cheat! kick that chinese food at him!
IN HONOR OF MY BEST FRIEND, SIR LUMBIE MCLUMBERJACK:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in bars.
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear pappa.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies...and a bra?
...he's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
...he's a lumberjack and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
IN HONOR OF MY BEST FRIEND, SIR LUMBIE MCLUMBERJACK:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in bars.
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear pappa.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies...and a bra?
...he's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
...he's a lumberjack and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.31, 1744
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Quite the opposite actually.
HAHHAHALMOAONF I DUN TIPED BIG 2!!!1111one
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.31, 1744
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Quite the opposite actually.
HAHHAHALMOAONF I DUN TIPED BIG 2!!!1111one
eccentric4
2004.03.31, 1755
No, it's most certainly:
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Don't make me bust out in full routine on yo' narro' @$$ :D
eccentric4
2004.03.31, 1755
No, it's most certainly:
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Don't make me bust out in full routine on yo' narro' @$$ :D
This, apparently:
http://www.claviusbase.net/scans01/cjp_018-031.jpg
This, apparently:
http://www.claviusbase.net/scans01/cjp_018-031.jpg
huh. that's actually pretty cool
huh. that's actually pretty cool
Probably why Monty Python wrote about it. Duh. :roll:
Probably why Monty Python wrote about it. Duh. :roll:
eccentric4
2004.04.01, 0638
I've always thought it meant the equivalent of a "fruit" wink wink nod nod know what I mean know what I mean nudge nudge
eccentric4
2004.04.01, 0638
I've always thought it meant the equivalent of a "fruit" wink wink nod nod know what I mean know what I mean nudge nudge
Is your wife a go-er? Does she go, eh? Does she go?
Is your wife a go-er? Does she go, eh? Does she go?
eccentric4
2004.04.01, 2246
Abuser: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Man: Well, I was told outside that...
Abuser: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
Man: What?
Abuser: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
Man: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!
Abuser: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
Man: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
eccentric4
2004.04.01, 2246
Abuser: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Man: Well, I was told outside that...
Abuser: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
Man: What?
Abuser: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
Man: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!
Abuser: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
Man: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
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