Hahahah. The Chinese are fucked

[Sputty]

http://www.tian.cc/2005/01/chinese-military-train-soldiers-to-be.html

During a military news segment of Chinese Central Television's broadcast, it showed soldiers of Chinese army are been trained to be gaming geeks by playing bootlegged copies of Counter Strike, a popular first-person shooting video game.

Instructor Wang Qiang quoted saying: "Our priority is not about battling Muslim terrorists, but to kick some teenager punks' asses. We are tired of getting our asses handed to us by some zit-faced kid living in Des Moines, Iowa."
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Link has pics
hahahah

[myrtar]

AWP WHORES

[Sputty]

In related news the Chinese army equipped all of it's 2 million soldiers with AWPs, making this public statement. "We will own you noobs at war with our l33t awp skills"
Military strategists laugh at the movement, calling it stupid and nonsensical. 14 year old boys complained about the chinese in great detail, "Those nubs are AWP whores, they never do anything but camp, even when they're on the offense"

[Dharkbayne]

haha, I can totally see some chinese soldiers putting their guns away, pulling out knives, and wondering why they can't run faster

[Fragmatic]

http://img70.exs.cx/img70/8821/depiranesi00031ox.jpg

I pwn the chinese.