suicide is NOT PERMITTED.

[myrtar]

you will get banned into the afterlife if you kill yourself around here, kkthx.

http://news.gaminghorizon.com/media2/1137635340.3198.html

never mind that the above retardedness is somewhat the press's fault; we do not tolerate such behaviour from you folks, either.

(may kuja105 rest in lonely peace on the server in the sky)

edit:

the constitution has been revised to include this rule, and a few language changes have been made, links added.

[Triggar]

Oh man, how sad!

[Zsinj]

That's horrible. Stupid media.

[Kam]

Yes, apparently we are all savages that feed off the death of our fellow gamers. The media sucks.

[SleepyWeasel]

The AP might have been confused. Don't you guys remember that "i told u i was hardcore" guy who OD'ed on a webcam?