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you know what to do;
may not reference any other post within this thread.
you know what to do;
may not reference any other post within this thread.
ControlledBurn
2004.03.01, 1920
And later we will have a night of efficient german sex.
ControlledBurn
2004.03.01, 1920
And later we will have a night of efficient german sex.
eccentric4
2004.03.01, 2052
Don't forget the furry convertibles, or the cherry-flavored notebook paper. Oh, and pick up some of those left-handed bicycles, they'll go nice with the pre-formed air-conditioning ducts in Anchorage, unless it doesn't rain this Tuesday, in that case, the sunglasses will be on the third traffic light from the corner. Thanks, that'd be great...
eccentric4
2004.03.01, 2052
Don't forget the furry convertibles, or the cherry-flavored notebook paper. Oh, and pick up some of those left-handed bicycles, they'll go nice with the pre-formed air-conditioning ducts in Anchorage, unless it doesn't rain this Tuesday, in that case, the sunglasses will be on the third traffic light from the corner. Thanks, that'd be great...
I just called John "a chocolate covered banana".
I just called John "a chocolate covered banana".
eccentric4
2004.03.02, 0050
My hamburger is hungry
eccentric4
2004.03.02, 0050
My hamburger is hungry
I really have to get a grip on this mischevious giggle of mine ... it ruins all my best plans
I really have to get a grip on this mischevious giggle of mine ... it ruins all my best plans
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.02, 0157
I wonder who banned me...
:gomd:
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.02, 0157
I wonder who banned me...
:gomd:
so i was sitting in as 420 this morning, and the professor was running 10 minutes late, and i started thinking of why i might get out of class today. funny thing is, all i could think was, "underage prostitute"
unfortunately, the professor showed up a minute later, so we still had to to the stupid profiles, but i kept musing over the moral question. how can that man live with himself having sex with underage prostitutes all the time?
this school disgusts me
so i was sitting in as 420 this morning, and the professor was running 10 minutes late, and i started thinking of why i might get out of class today. funny thing is, all i could think was, "underage prostitute"
unfortunately, the professor showed up a minute later, so we still had to to the stupid profiles, but i kept musing over the moral question. how can that man live with himself having sex with underage prostitutes all the time?
this school disgusts me
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.03, 0430
Cocaine's a hell of a drug... heh heh heh.
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.03, 0430
Cocaine's a hell of a drug... heh heh heh.
ControlledBurn
2004.03.04, 0019
I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans
ControlledBurn
2004.03.04, 0019
I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans
I've never been more worried about GI Joe than I was tonight, when he got his backpack on and told me he was running away.
I've never been more worried about GI Joe than I was tonight, when he got his backpack on and told me he was running away.
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.04, 0719
Sometimes I get sick to my stomach if I stay up to late, but then I think, "hey, if I was to awake to a zombie survival situation, I'd probably have bigger fish to fry." Which gets me thinking about fish. Fish have scales right, and they go one way. Good for water and things. I wonder if you took a fish and ran it backwards really fast in water it would suck in a bunch of water and explode. Probably not, but it's the thought that counts. I can count. I think. I'm not too sure on that, but damn is apple juice good. I'm quite sure of that. But on the other hand, you have different fingers. And my phone sucks. Or maybe it's this apartment that sucks. It has ultry cell phone blocking powers. Oh... oh wait.... wait for it.... here it comes... no... wait for it... yup, my phone sucks. If I went by the date on my phone right now, it'd be Ma(half an r, the stick part)04 2:5(part of a 3) and then some unledgible gibberish that I assume says AM. I can only assume because it's still dark. But you knew that anyways. Speaking of knowing things, I wish I knew where the USB connector was for my camera, I've got pictures on that thing from the Kennedy Assasination and I need to dump them. Only not at all. Empty cheesnip bags should be full. All the time. Except for the salt, and the need for more apple juice. It's a need I've come to know quite well over the last three and a half minutes. I could get more, but that would require fucking effort. Effort's a bitch, let me tell you. No, I'm lazy, figure it out for yourself. Speaking of you, stop faping so much, no, it's not supposed to look like barney after a bad beesting. Leave it alone man. Just, let it be. Like that stupid beatles song. The Shitty Beatles... are they any good? No they suck! Oh, then it's not just a clever name. People think they're clever, but they're not. Speaking of not, I wish I had a bag full of doorknobs. Especially for the freshmen in my instrument groundlab. Sometimes, when they talk, I imagine that their brains are seeping out their ears, and it's my civic duty to hit them as hard as humanly possible to keep them from dying. It's a good thought to have to, cause I might be confronted with that situation some day and need to know what to do. I'll have the proceadure all mapped out, TOGA power in my fist motherbitch, imo. Or something to that effect. I'm not too sure, sleep should be in my future, but it's not. Sleep and I are fighting, imo. Although it usually wins during the daytime, when I have actual shit I should be doing. Unlike now, unlike this very moment, where staring at the hat switch on my joystick could provide hours of entertainment. My joystick has more dust on it than Mickey Rooney's cervix. I don't know what that means but I laughed like a little girl as I wrote it. Speaking of little girls, what the hell is their problem. You put it in their ass and they're all like... eh, nevermind, I fucked up the joke. I think it's funny because you're not supposed to know it's a little girl in the first place. Could be, but I'm not so sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Remember that shitty deoderant. Charles Barkley was the spokesperson for a while, imo. Why. Why. Why. Why. Excuse me, buy deoderant, I'm bald, black, and used to be good at basketball. Oh wait, you're useless. And I'm not buying your deoderant, no matter how much shitty white residue it doesn't leave on my armpits. And then there's always this black model at then end, to come snuggle up to charles and be intensly pleased on how good his armpits smell. He should snap her neck. Then I'd buy it. "Hi I'm charles barkley, look it goes on clear." "ooh charles you're so" *SNAP* HAHA BITCH, SMELL MY ARMPITS WILL YOU? I'M CHARLES BARKLEY, I'M BALD, WHY AM I SELLING DEODERANT? I'm not too sure what got charles that gig, but he should've stuck to whateve he was doing before, like being a genie. Wait, backstep, that was Shack. With a q. Although that was one of the dumbest movies ever, it had one of the best lines ever. Interesting how that happens. The kid walks in and hits the boombox by accident. Why is it a boombox anyways, that's not stereotypical or anything. You know what... they should just, I'm not racist. Nevermind. That one would've gotten me 15 free "off to hell here's your hydraulic dildo" points. Anyways, the kid hits the box, and mr. I want slavery back wages comes out and does all this ultra gay bad 90's special effects shit. And then he says "I am kazaam" and the kid says "yeah, well I'm really happy for you" and runs away. This was one of the few times in modern history where the "I'm really happy for you" line struck the golden harp of the funny in exactly the right place. It was well positioned well thought out, and the deleveiertdhlw ;aoife wewef what the fuck I'm talkign about Kazaam. It's like Kazaa only shittier. Kind of hard to do, imo. Kazaa lite is now running in my little task bar. It's not doing anything, it's just sitting there. Sometimes I think, well I might think of a song I want to download, so I should put it there. Although it's probably banging my system resources like a 2 dollar ridgewood hooker. I might've spelled that wrong. I'll get people on that. Back to people. Tag Team's musical masterpiece Whoomp There It Is will always have a place on my Hard Drive. It is one of the best things ever to break through the earth and go, "Here I am motherbitch, listen to me" and then executes a snap role headache punch. I just put a hand to hand combat move and an aircraft maneuver together to form an attack. Maybe that's how they got the idea for Power Rangers. That show fucking blows. Stop making more of them. I'm so serious. Who are these people Bandai or something. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Like that kid in my ground lab. Go work for Bandai or something. Or stick your penis in a blast furnace. And tape it. Not like duct tape, more like video tape it. Interesting we still say "tape it" even though if there is any tape involved, it's probably a bondage fetish porn. Don't get me wrong, I'm not knocking the bondage fetish porns, it's just that, what happened to Beta. I was all excited about it, only not at all, I just made that up. Speaking of making things up, what was up with my little pony. Those dolls fucking sucked. They didn't even move. You just had to bounce them up and down to pretend like they were running. Well my toys ran, ran right over those nancy bitches with their my little pony's. I wish I knew enough to give them my little pony. That was the worst sexual euphemism ever. I refuse to ever refer to a private part again as a little pony. Maybe a unicorn, but that's a whole different side of the table. Unicorn reminds me of corn on the cob. That shit is dangerous. Well, maybe not dangerous, but sometimes if you bight it it could get caught in your teeth. And then you try to get it out with your tounge so much that your tounge actually becomes tired. So you bust out the mirror. Did I mention you were driving in a car? No? well you are, so you take out the mirror and little do you know there's a crippled veteren in front of your car. You squeech the breaks but it's of no use. But then you realise it's not really a crippled veteran, it's a hippy. So you go back to your corn in your teeth. That's exactly what you'd do. Don't even fucking back off that one. If you had a million five you'd be happy to see simba at work every day. There wouldn't even be a little "ooops was that a speedbump?" joke to go along with it. My right hand seems to be failing me. It cannot take this much continuous typing. And strangely enough my right eye also seems to be failing. It's tearing up something fierce and trying to close on me. I feel like rocky. Only I'm not sylvester stalone thank god jesus buddu dhali lama quarter horse. Chief sittle quarter horse. Who the fuck buys a quarter horse. I honestly don't know. It's smaller than a regular horse. Well thank you very much, do I look like a midget? I'm not so sure. I don't think so. How about that apple juice. My stomach still kind of hurts a little.
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.04, 0719
Sometimes I get sick to my stomach if I stay up to late, but then I think, "hey, if I was to awake to a zombie survival situation, I'd probably have bigger fish to fry." Which gets me thinking about fish. Fish have scales right, and they go one way. Good for water and things. I wonder if you took a fish and ran it backwards really fast in water it would suck in a bunch of water and explode. Probably not, but it's the thought that counts. I can count. I think. I'm not too sure on that, but damn is apple juice good. I'm quite sure of that. But on the other hand, you have different fingers. And my phone sucks. Or maybe it's this apartment that sucks. It has ultry cell phone blocking powers. Oh... oh wait.... wait for it.... here it comes... no... wait for it... yup, my phone sucks. If I went by the date on my phone right now, it'd be Ma(half an r, the stick part)04 2:5(part of a 3) and then some unledgible gibberish that I assume says AM. I can only assume because it's still dark. But you knew that anyways. Speaking of knowing things, I wish I knew where the USB connector was for my camera, I've got pictures on that thing from the Kennedy Assasination and I need to dump them. Only not at all. Empty cheesnip bags should be full. All the time. Except for the salt, and the need for more apple juice. It's a need I've come to know quite well over the last three and a half minutes. I could get more, but that would require fucking effort. Effort's a bitch, let me tell you. No, I'm lazy, figure it out for yourself. Speaking of you, stop faping so much, no, it's not supposed to look like barney after a bad beesting. Leave it alone man. Just, let it be. Like that stupid beatles song. The Shitty Beatles... are they any good? No they suck! Oh, then it's not just a clever name. People think they're clever, but they're not. Speaking of not, I wish I had a bag full of doorknobs. Especially for the freshmen in my instrument groundlab. Sometimes, when they talk, I imagine that their brains are seeping out their ears, and it's my civic duty to hit them as hard as humanly possible to keep them from dying. It's a good thought to have to, cause I might be confronted with that situation some day and need to know what to do. I'll have the proceadure all mapped out, TOGA power in my fist motherbitch, imo. Or something to that effect. I'm not too sure, sleep should be in my future, but it's not. Sleep and I are fighting, imo. Although it usually wins during the daytime, when I have actual shit I should be doing. Unlike now, unlike this very moment, where staring at the hat switch on my joystick could provide hours of entertainment. My joystick has more dust on it than Mickey Rooney's cervix. I don't know what that means but I laughed like a little girl as I wrote it. Speaking of little girls, what the hell is their problem. You put it in their ass and they're all like... eh, nevermind, I fucked up the joke. I think it's funny because you're not supposed to know it's a little girl in the first place. Could be, but I'm not so sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Remember that shitty deoderant. Charles Barkley was the spokesperson for a while, imo. Why. Why. Why. Why. Excuse me, buy deoderant, I'm bald, black, and used to be good at basketball. Oh wait, you're useless. And I'm not buying your deoderant, no matter how much shitty white residue it doesn't leave on my armpits. And then there's always this black model at then end, to come snuggle up to charles and be intensly pleased on how good his armpits smell. He should snap her neck. Then I'd buy it. "Hi I'm charles barkley, look it goes on clear." "ooh charles you're so" *SNAP* HAHA BITCH, SMELL MY ARMPITS WILL YOU? I'M CHARLES BARKLEY, I'M BALD, WHY AM I SELLING DEODERANT? I'm not too sure what got charles that gig, but he should've stuck to whateve he was doing before, like being a genie. Wait, backstep, that was Shack. With a q. Although that was one of the dumbest movies ever, it had one of the best lines ever. Interesting how that happens. The kid walks in and hits the boombox by accident. Why is it a boombox anyways, that's not stereotypical or anything. You know what... they should just, I'm not racist. Nevermind. That one would've gotten me 15 free "off to hell here's your hydraulic dildo" points. Anyways, the kid hits the box, and mr. I want slavery back wages comes out and does all this ultra gay bad 90's special effects shit. And then he says "I am kazaam" and the kid says "yeah, well I'm really happy for you" and runs away. This was one of the few times in modern history where the "I'm really happy for you" line struck the golden harp of the funny in exactly the right place. It was well positioned well thought out, and the deleveiertdhlw ;aoife wewef what the fuck I'm talkign about Kazaam. It's like Kazaa only shittier. Kind of hard to do, imo. Kazaa lite is now running in my little task bar. It's not doing anything, it's just sitting there. Sometimes I think, well I might think of a song I want to download, so I should put it there. Although it's probably banging my system resources like a 2 dollar ridgewood hooker. I might've spelled that wrong. I'll get people on that. Back to people. Tag Team's musical masterpiece Whoomp There It Is will always have a place on my Hard Drive. It is one of the best things ever to break through the earth and go, "Here I am motherbitch, listen to me" and then executes a snap role headache punch. I just put a hand to hand combat move and an aircraft maneuver together to form an attack. Maybe that's how they got the idea for Power Rangers. That show fucking blows. Stop making more of them. I'm so serious. Who are these people Bandai or something. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Like that kid in my ground lab. Go work for Bandai or something. Or stick your penis in a blast furnace. And tape it. Not like duct tape, more like video tape it. Interesting we still say "tape it" even though if there is any tape involved, it's probably a bondage fetish porn. Don't get me wrong, I'm not knocking the bondage fetish porns, it's just that, what happened to Beta. I was all excited about it, only not at all, I just made that up. Speaking of making things up, what was up with my little pony. Those dolls fucking sucked. They didn't even move. You just had to bounce them up and down to pretend like they were running. Well my toys ran, ran right over those nancy bitches with their my little pony's. I wish I knew enough to give them my little pony. That was the worst sexual euphemism ever. I refuse to ever refer to a private part again as a little pony. Maybe a unicorn, but that's a whole different side of the table. Unicorn reminds me of corn on the cob. That shit is dangerous. Well, maybe not dangerous, but sometimes if you bight it it could get caught in your teeth. And then you try to get it out with your tounge so much that your tounge actually becomes tired. So you bust out the mirror. Did I mention you were driving in a car? No? well you are, so you take out the mirror and little do you know there's a crippled veteren in front of your car. You squeech the breaks but it's of no use. But then you realise it's not really a crippled veteran, it's a hippy. So you go back to your corn in your teeth. That's exactly what you'd do. Don't even fucking back off that one. If you had a million five you'd be happy to see simba at work every day. There wouldn't even be a little "ooops was that a speedbump?" joke to go along with it. My right hand seems to be failing me. It cannot take this much continuous typing. And strangely enough my right eye also seems to be failing. It's tearing up something fierce and trying to close on me. I feel like rocky. Only I'm not sylvester stalone thank god jesus buddu dhali lama quarter horse. Chief sittle quarter horse. Who the fuck buys a quarter horse. I honestly don't know. It's smaller than a regular horse. Well thank you very much, do I look like a midget? I'm not so sure. I don't think so. How about that apple juice. My stomach still kind of hurts a little.
eccentric4
2004.03.04, 1301
The sun needs to turn it down just a bit. Not like, go totally dark and all, but just, drop the wattage a bit. Make it not so damn bright all the time. Some people enjoy sleeping in every other day because they schedule their classes nicely, but no, the damn sun has to be up there, all bright and annoying to the average sleeper. Oh, I've tried the covering of the windows, to no avail. Through some magic of reflection and refraction, and probably dispersion, that damn sun finds it's way through some unseen crack in the covering of the window. And not just any crack, this one is positioned such that all light passing through that crack, goes RIGHT INTO MY EYE! I'd roll over and face the wall, but there's evil work afoot. The light, which elsewhere in the known universe travels in a straight line, save for the occasional gravitational pull. But, when I turn my back to avoid the light, it will actually bend around me, and enter my eye. No, it's not being reflected off the wall, or anything in front of me, the light is just being bent around me. Or, it's entering the back of my head, and shining right into the back of my eyes. Damn neutrinos, or whatever the hell they are...
eccentric4
2004.03.04, 1301
The sun needs to turn it down just a bit. Not like, go totally dark and all, but just, drop the wattage a bit. Make it not so damn bright all the time. Some people enjoy sleeping in every other day because they schedule their classes nicely, but no, the damn sun has to be up there, all bright and annoying to the average sleeper. Oh, I've tried the covering of the windows, to no avail. Through some magic of reflection and refraction, and probably dispersion, that damn sun finds it's way through some unseen crack in the covering of the window. And not just any crack, this one is positioned such that all light passing through that crack, goes RIGHT INTO MY EYE! I'd roll over and face the wall, but there's evil work afoot. The light, which elsewhere in the known universe travels in a straight line, save for the occasional gravitational pull. But, when I turn my back to avoid the light, it will actually bend around me, and enter my eye. No, it's not being reflected off the wall, or anything in front of me, the light is just being bent around me. Or, it's entering the back of my head, and shining right into the back of my eyes. Damn neutrinos, or whatever the hell they are...
Took hammer away from midget.
Took hammer away from midget.
eccentric4
2004.03.05, 0223
A really big shoe
eccentric4
2004.03.05, 0223
A really big shoe
we all went in at half past eight and staggered out at noon
we all went in at half past eight and staggered out at noon
aaahhhh snail! the snail lives!!!
aaahhhh snail! the snail lives!!!
I think her duodenum just dumped into her intestines, hardcore
I think her duodenum just dumped into her intestines, hardcore
eccentric4
2004.03.10, 0644
Whoa, was that just Tuesday?
eccentric4
2004.03.10, 0644
Whoa, was that just Tuesday?
Should I fear for my life sleeping in Martyr and TriggerHappy's living room?
Should I fear for my life sleeping in Martyr and TriggerHappy's living room?
ControlledBurn
2004.03.11, 1630
Should I fear for my life sleeping in Martyr and TriggerHappy's living room?
Yes.
Whatever you do, if you hear funny noises, keep your eyes and ears closed and pretend it never happened.
ControlledBurn
2004.03.11, 1630
Should I fear for my life sleeping in Martyr and TriggerHappy's living room?
Yes.
Whatever you do, if you hear funny noises, keep your eyes and ears closed and pretend it never happened.
yeah, and i gave her a pink sock too
speaking of pink socks, CB is right. "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!!!"
yeah, and i gave her a pink sock too
speaking of pink socks, CB is right. "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!!!"
Distinctly heard one "Oh God" from that wall this morning...
Could have stubbed her toe tho.
Distinctly heard one "Oh God" from that wall this morning...
Could have stubbed her toe tho.
YOU DIDN'T HEAR SHIT, UNDERSTAND??
YOU DIDN'T HEAR SHIT, UNDERSTAND??
eccentric4
2004.03.12, 0546
I was sooo tired one time, I held a lenghty conversation with myself, before I finally interrupted myself by asking me if I had ever talked with myself in my life. I was so dumbfounded that I couldn't speak to myself for several minutes.
eccentric4
2004.03.12, 0546
I was sooo tired one time, I held a lenghty conversation with myself, before I finally interrupted myself by asking me if I had ever talked with myself in my life. I was so dumbfounded that I couldn't speak to myself for several minutes.
it's like saturday night fever... on sunday
it's like saturday night fever... on sunday
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.15, 2244
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
My connection is so slow I feel like the internet is raping ME for information.
So. Weak.
Maybe rant later.
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.15, 2244
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
My connection is so slow I feel like the internet is raping ME for information.
So. Weak.
Maybe rant later.
ControlledBurn
2004.03.15, 2305
Oh noes! He's alive and slow on dial-up!
ControlledBurn
2004.03.15, 2305
Oh noes! He's alive and slow on dial-up!
eccentric4
2004.03.17, 0454
So, one day, I was bored, rode my bike up to what I thought was Ormond airport...come to find out three years later, it wasn't Ormond airport I went up to...it was Flagler. Yes, on a bike...that's bicycle. John Kerry looks like Andrew Jackson.
eccentric4
2004.03.17, 0454
So, one day, I was bored, rode my bike up to what I thought was Ormond airport...come to find out three years later, it wasn't Ormond airport I went up to...it was Flagler. Yes, on a bike...that's bicycle. John Kerry looks like Andrew Jackson.
i cannot live with this computer. it doesn't have fortune
i cannot live with this computer. it doesn't have fortune
ControlledBurn
2004.03.18, 1921
Oh the night ye said me wife was fat,
I knocked you down and shit in your hat!
ControlledBurn
2004.03.18, 1921
Oh the night ye said me wife was fat,
I knocked you down and shit in your hat!
there's a hole in the bucket
there's a hole in the bucket
What's up with airline food? I can bearly finish my beef stroganof or whatever it is... but the guy next to me is asking for thirds...
What's up with airline food? I can bearly finish my beef stroganof or whatever it is... but the guy next to me is asking for thirds...
eccentric4
2004.03.20, 1622
Tastes like burning!
eccentric4
2004.03.20, 1622
Tastes like burning!
ControlledBurn
2004.03.22, 0435
Have you ever had that dream where you think you're eating chocolate pudding, and it's so warm and tasty, and when you wake up, there's a spoon in your ass?
Yeah, me neither.
ControlledBurn
2004.03.22, 0435
Have you ever had that dream where you think you're eating chocolate pudding, and it's so warm and tasty, and when you wake up, there's a spoon in your ass?
Yeah, me neither.
Now what exactly do you have to do to prove temporary insanity? Cuz I'm just in the mood to knife someone today...
Now what exactly do you have to do to prove temporary insanity? Cuz I'm just in the mood to knife someone today...
I touch myself at night while contemplating cutting off your skin and wearing it as a funny funny hat.
I touch myself at night while contemplating cutting off your skin and wearing it as a funny funny hat.
Picking your nose after a trip to the range yields grey boogers.
Picking your nose after a trip to the range yields grey boogers.
How come the roommate suicide 4.0 rule isn't used at every university?
How come the roommate suicide 4.0 rule isn't used at every university?
eccentric4
2004.03.25, 1826
[insert {ORIGINAL} Hamster Dance music]
What? You sayin a song can't be a random thought? Geez.
eccentric4
2004.03.25, 1826
[insert {ORIGINAL} Hamster Dance music]
What? You sayin a song can't be a random thought? Geez.
look everybody! i'm butters! :-)=8
look everybody! i'm butters! :-)=8
ControlledBurn
2004.03.25, 1938
:-)=8
Is that a cock disappearing into your smilie mouth? WTF Horse!
ControlledBurn
2004.03.25, 1938
:-)=8
Is that a cock disappearing into your smilie mouth? WTF Horse!
it's supposed to be balls hanging from butters' chin, but i guess emoticons are kinda rorschac-ish
WTF DOG!?
it's supposed to be balls hanging from butters' chin, but i guess emoticons are kinda rorschac-ish
WTF DOG!?
ControlledBurn
2004.03.25, 2127
it's supposed to be balls hanging from butters' chin, but i guess emoticons are kinda rorschac-ish
WTF DOG!?
:gomd: :flipa:
ControlledBurn
2004.03.25, 2127
it's supposed to be balls hanging from butters' chin, but i guess emoticons are kinda rorschac-ish
WTF DOG!?
:gomd: :flipa:
Why can't I get rid of this pentagram-shaped rash?
Why can't I get rid of this pentagram-shaped rash?
Need... tactical... holster!
Need... tactical... holster!
i wonder if that hooker that tried to pick me up can give me crabs just by looking... cos damn does my crotch itch. It's like have a million fire ants crawling all over my scrotal region. I've tried everything. shampoo, shaving.. even scrubbing with a brillo pad. now i have bloody crabs.
i wonder if that hooker that tried to pick me up can give me crabs just by looking... cos damn does my crotch itch. It's like have a million fire ants crawling all over my scrotal region. I've tried everything. shampoo, shaving.. even scrubbing with a brillo pad. now i have bloody crabs.
Am I the only one that thinks the "Right Hand Rule" sounds dirty?
Am I the only one that thinks the "Right Hand Rule" sounds dirty?
I wonder who I have to kill to get a VIP ticket to the Madonna concert.
I wonder who I have to kill to get a VIP ticket to the Madonna concert.
eccentric4
2004.03.27, 0336
Saw this girl today...*whistle*...she had her keys slightly out of her pocket...Know what they said? "Remove Before Flight" I laughed out loud and had to find an alternate route to class.
eccentric4
2004.03.27, 0336
Saw this girl today...*whistle*...she had her keys slightly out of her pocket...Know what they said? "Remove Before Flight" I laughed out loud and had to find an alternate route to class.
you diverted to class. haha
you diverted to class. haha
Do you EVER use that lump three feet above your ass?
Do you EVER use that lump three feet above your ass?
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.27, 0446
I wonder who I have to kill to get a VIP ticket to the Madonna concert.
Oh you mean more than one person wants to go to it?
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.27, 0446
I wonder who I have to kill to get a VIP ticket to the Madonna concert.
Oh you mean more than one person wants to go to it?
Whoever told you that you were funny, lied.
Whoever told you that you were funny, lied.
Whoever told you that you were funny, lied.
You calling me a liar?
Whoever told you that you were funny, lied.
You calling me a liar?
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.27, 1955
Whoever told you that you were funny, lied.
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l3lizz4rd
2004.03.27, 1955
Whoever told you that you were funny, lied.
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http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?IDLink=884593&location=http://media.ntdaily.com/vimages/shared/vnews/stories/405fd6600273d-53-1.jpg
I'll only get off if she can get on.
http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?IDLink=884593&location=http://media.ntdaily.com/vimages/shared/vnews/stories/405fd6600273d-53-1.jpg
I'll only get off if she can get on.
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.27, 2216
I'll only get off if she can get on.
Hell yeah, a relative supermodel.
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.27, 2216
I'll only get off if she can get on.
Hell yeah, a relative supermodel.
Ahh... the love in the air at echo romeo
Ahh... the love in the air at echo romeo
l3lizz4rd
2004.03.28, 2136
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l3lizz4rd
2004.03.28, 2136
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I haven't been an adolescent for ... hmm, four years now?
Good times, I remember them well.
I haven't been an adolescent for ... hmm, four years now?
Good times, I remember them well.
Adolescence = high school... which blew. I'm happier now.
Adolescence = high school... which blew. I'm happier now.
Amen, sista! High school was a sack of shit. Mind you, I did have a ball, but I wouldn't trade in my issues and my immaturity for a million dollars.
Thanks, Europe, for whipping my ass into the well-adjusted killing machined I am today! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
Amen, sista! High school was a sack of shit. Mind you, I did have a ball, but I wouldn't trade in my issues and my immaturity for a million dollars.
Thanks, Europe, for whipping my ass into the well-adjusted killing machined I am today! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
ControlledBurn
2004.03.29, 0438
Amen, sista! High school was a sack of shit. Mind you, I did have a ball, but I wouldn't trade in my issues and my immaturity for a million dollars.
Thanks, Europe, for whipping my ass into the well-adjusted killing machined I am today! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
Fucking limeys.....
ControlledBurn
2004.03.29, 0438
Amen, sista! High school was a sack of shit. Mind you, I did have a ball, but I wouldn't trade in my issues and my immaturity for a million dollars.
Thanks, Europe, for whipping my ass into the well-adjusted killing machined I am today! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
Fucking limeys.....
I owe my appreciation of liquor, good men, and bangers on the Brits.
And they taught me how to make a wicked Sunday roast.
And instilled a deep fear of burnination.
I owe my appreciation of liquor, good men, and bangers on the Brits.
And they taught me how to make a wicked Sunday roast.
And instilled a deep fear of burnination.
eccentric4
2004.03.29, 0553
Back to random thoughts....
I found a nice pencil the other day...I really like it...It is mine, and I shall call it Squishy.
eccentric4
2004.03.29, 0553
Back to random thoughts....
I found a nice pencil the other day...I really like it...It is mine, and I shall call it Squishy.
where would cher be today if sonny hadn't kicked the bucket?
where would cher be today if sonny hadn't kicked the bucket?
I know you can be overwhelmed... and you can be under-whelmed... but can you be just whelmed?
I know you can be overwhelmed... and you can be under-whelmed... but can you be just whelmed?
I wonder what the hell Walt did to that plane that made me feel like I was on Space Mountain.
I wonder what the hell Walt did to that plane that made me feel like I was on Space Mountain.
eccentric4
2004.03.29, 1753
My IE randomly freezes...so now I conquer the web with Mozilla! {yippee}
eccentric4
2004.03.29, 1753
My IE randomly freezes...so now I conquer the web with Mozilla! {yippee}
Love that Joker. Joker brand products!
Love that Joker. Joker brand products!
How freaked out do you think my boyfriend would be if I went into the bathroom and shouted,
JESUS DID THAT JUST COME OUT OF MY BODY??
How freaked out do you think my boyfriend would be if I went into the bathroom and shouted,
JESUS DID THAT JUST COME OUT OF MY BODY??
Look at me! I'm Triggar! I write evarthing in super big text! I'm so kool!
Look at me! I'm Triggar! I write evarthing in super big text! I'm so kool!
Who pwnt their audition today? me.
Who pwnt their audition today? me.
ControlledBurn
2004.03.29, 2347
Who pwnt their audition today? me.
Your mom pwnt her audition too, oooooh yeah.
ControlledBurn
2004.03.29, 2347
Who pwnt their audition today? me.
Your mom pwnt her audition too, oooooh yeah.
ControlledBurn
2004.03.30, 0315
Crazier than a football bat
ControlledBurn
2004.03.30, 0315
Crazier than a football bat
ControlledBurn
2004.03.30, 0320
Your is luck is so bad, if it was raining whores outside you'd get hit by a queer.
ControlledBurn
2004.03.30, 0320
Your is luck is so bad, if it was raining whores outside you'd get hit by a queer.
ControlledBurn
2004.03.30, 0323
I should give your mother a 300 word essay on not following simple instructions
ControlledBurn
2004.03.30, 0323
I should give your mother a 300 word essay on not following simple instructions
eccentric4
2004.03.30, 0434
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
eccentric4
2004.03.30, 0434
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Why does my suitemate insist on walking in my room wearing only his boxers?
Why does my suitemate insist on walking in my room wearing only his boxers?
Why does apple juice taste better out of my new flight bag Eddie Bauer water bottle
Why does apple juice taste better out of my new flight bag Eddie Bauer water bottle
ControlledBurn
2004.03.31, 1746
Why does apple juice taste better out of my new flight bag Eddie Bauer water bottle
Because brand names make things better.......
ControlledBurn
2004.03.31, 1746
Why does apple juice taste better out of my new flight bag Eddie Bauer water bottle
Because brand names make things better.......
eccentric4
2004.03.31, 1757
These are two of my suitemates...they are roommates:
Auto response from ArmyKi**** (9:30:10 PM): Shower
Auto response from Maddis**** (9:30:14 PM): shower
eccentric4
2004.03.31, 1757
These are two of my suitemates...they are roommates:
Auto response from ArmyKi**** (9:30:10 PM): Shower
Auto response from Maddis**** (9:30:14 PM): shower
What's up with recording artists giving names to songs that have nothing to do with the lyrics?
What's up with recording artists giving names to songs that have nothing to do with the lyrics?
I wonder exactly why, biologically speaking, my head hurts right now.
I wonder exactly why, biologically speaking, my head hurts right now.
I wonder why, biologically speaking, my penis is so large.
I wonder why, biologically speaking, my penis is so large.
ControlledBurn
2004.03.31, 2211
I wonder why, biologically speaking, my penis is so large.
Haven't you read that note on your mirrors? Objects in the mirror may appear larger than they are.
ControlledBurn
2004.03.31, 2211
I wonder why, biologically speaking, my penis is so large.
Haven't you read that note on your mirrors? Objects in the mirror may appear larger than they are.
eccentric4
2004.03.31, 2230
Why hasn't someone shot that sock-stealing Laundry Gnome...and what does he do with all those damn socks?
eccentric4
2004.03.31, 2230
Why hasn't someone shot that sock-stealing Laundry Gnome...and what does he do with all those damn socks?
I don't consider softball a sport... any ball that's as big as a mellon and used as a replacement for a baseball shouldn't be legal in the United States.
I don't consider softball a sport... any ball that's as big as a mellon and used as a replacement for a baseball shouldn't be legal in the United States.
ControlledBurn
2004.04.01, 0513
Jersey Girls aren't trash.
Trash gets picked up.
ControlledBurn
2004.04.01, 0513
Jersey Girls aren't trash.
Trash gets picked up.
I think I might have killed my suitemate's mouse with a Cooler Ranch Dorito...
I think I might have killed my suitemate's mouse with a Cooler Ranch Dorito...
One sister's driving a brand new car, one sister's brakes die.
And I'm in the middle. Again.
One sister's driving a brand new car, one sister's brakes die.
And I'm in the middle. Again.
eccentric4
2004.04.01, 2242
That wasn't chicken...
eccentric4
2004.04.01, 2242
That wasn't chicken...
Running the cold freaking sucks.
Running the cold freaking sucks.
Why am I the only one who's cold?
Why am I the only one who's cold?
can you be insane but know you're insane?
would knowing you're insane make you go insane?
can you be insane but know you're insane?
would knowing you're insane make you go insane?
If you don't dream for over 72 hours you are considered clinically insane... I wanna try that.
If you don't dream for over 72 hours you are considered clinically insane... I wanna try that.
I would never erase all my memories of my lovah if we ever broke up.
But I would take his wallet.
I would never erase all my memories of my lovah if we ever broke up.
But I would take his wallet.
<unnecessary hostility>blinky blinky</unnecessary hostility>
<unnecessary hostility>blinky blinky</unnecessary hostility>
<Bilbo>I need a holiday</Bilbo>
<Bilbo>I need a holiday</Bilbo>
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Random thoughts in electromagnetic fields...
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Random thoughts in electromagnetic fields...
eccentric4
2004.04.03, 0027
I love it when tools call other people tools... Such a cop out of a put-down, but what's even funnier is how defensive people are of it.
And McD's special sauce is Thousand Island dressing, basically.
eccentric4
2004.04.03, 0027
I love it when tools call other people tools... Such a cop out of a put-down, but what's even funnier is how defensive people are of it.
And McD's special sauce is Thousand Island dressing, basically.
The music you were playing really blew my mind.
The music you were playing really blew my mind.
eccentric4
2004.04.03, 0736
I just came up with the name for something that kills lots of stupid people, very necessarily... the Darwinator...
eccentric4
2004.04.03, 0736
I just came up with the name for something that kills lots of stupid people, very necessarily... the Darwinator...
The only thing you should ever learn is to just to love and be loved in return.
The only thing you should ever learn is to just to love and be loved in return.
If the Giant never sleeps, then what is he doing now in his bed with his eyes closed?
If the Giant never sleeps, then what is he doing now in his bed with his eyes closed?
If the Giant never sleeps, then what is he doing now in his bed with his eyes closed?
You don't want to know.
If the Giant never sleeps, then what is he doing now in his bed with his eyes closed?
You don't want to know.
ControlledBurn
2004.04.03, 2330
One of these days Alice, one of these days
ControlledBurn
2004.04.03, 2330
One of these days Alice, one of these days
Do I have the balls to patrol my apartment to find out what's making all these unkosher noises?
Do I have the balls to patrol my apartment to find out what's making all these unkosher noises?
ControlledBurn
2004.04.04, 0003
You own a Walther PPK chambered in .380. You're going to fly planes for a living. If you don't have the brass to go looking, then you need to reevaluate your life.
ControlledBurn
2004.04.04, 0003
You own a Walther PPK chambered in .380. You're going to fly planes for a living. If you don't have the brass to go looking, then you need to reevaluate your life.
Fine. I'll go. BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
I really, really hope I don't get hit in the head with some asshole's 2x4.
EDIT: All clear. John's bad-ass British airgun came through for me.
Fine. I'll go. BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
I really, really hope I don't get hit in the head with some asshole's 2x4.
EDIT: All clear. John's bad-ass British airgun came through for me.
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